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Let's play that quote game, where I write some of my favourite quotes, and then you guys have to guess where they're from!

Behind the cut, I've written 30 quotes. Half are from movies and half are from TV shows. (I was going to separate them, but decided it would be more evil fun to put them together!)

1. Person 1: I'll show you both, we'll be like Romeo and Juliet. We will.
Person 2: You do know how that story ended, don't you?
Person 3: If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.

Dead Like Me - Guessed by [profile] kimberlyfdr

2. Person 1: D'you find me attractive?
Person 2: In what sense?
Person 1: In the sense of... you know, being a woman.
Person 2: Do I think you're an attractive woman?

Due South - Guessed by [profile] madslasher and [personal profile] equusentric

3. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.
Hard Core Logo - Guessed by [profile] madslasher

4. Person 1: As it is, I may have to forgo reproducing.
Person 2: Yeah, that's funny, I was just thinking that might be wise.

Stargate Atlantis - Guessed by [personal profile] onecheekyhobbit

5. If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no question about it.
Stand By Me - Guessed by [profile] madslasher

6. Person 1: Option One: ask her out.
Person 2: Impossible.
Person 1: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
Person 2: She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.
Person 1: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
Person 2: It's a route I've considered.
Person 1: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of...
Person 2: Hygiene.

Love Actually - Guessed by [profile] followmyrainbow

7. Person1: Hey, hey- it's me!
Person 2: Prove it.
Person 1: You're a dick.
Person 2: [pauses, considering] Okay.

X-men - Guessed by [personal profile] onecheekyhobbit

8. I'm a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan.
Frasier - Guessed by [personal profile] onecheekyhobbit

9. Person 1: Frooty O's are NOT cat food.
Person 2: She likes them.
Person 1: She does not like them. The bowl is full. And even if she did - EVEN if she loved them, even if she ate them everyday, she would die within a week, because this CRAP has absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever.
Person 2:: Yeah, but they sure taste good.
Person 1: They're not life-sustaining [Person 2]! Technically they're not even food!

Twitch City - Guessed by [profile] kimberlyfdr

10. Person 1: Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?
Person 2: Nope. I've got a pretty fine collection of pornography.

Cube - Guessed by [profile] kimberlyfdr

11. Person 1: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Person 2: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs!

Gilmore Girls - Guessed by [personal profile] imogen_blue

12. Person 1: Oh, she's a full on Monet.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: You see, it's like the painting see, from far away it's okay, but up close it's a big ol' mess.

Clueless - Guessed by [personal profile] onecheekyhobbit

13. Let's just take this one step at a time. This is a charge of C-4. I can tell, 'cause it says "C-4" everywhere.
Alias - Guessed by [personal profile] sg1padawan

14. Person 1: You know what, we all have our weak spots. Could be anything. Flying. Cats.
Person 2: Hey, it was one cat. It was mean.
Person 3: I was there, it was mean.

Flashpoint - Guessed by [profile] madslasher and [personal profile] equusentric

15. I didn't LOSE it. It's not like "Whoops! Where did my job go?" I quit.
American Beauty - Guessed by [personal profile] equusentric and [personal profile] tinkcph

16. Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
Fifth Element - Guessed by [profile] lucia_tanaka

17. Ah, there you are. I've hardly seen you this episode.
Boston Legal - Guessed by [profile] kimberlyfdr

18. Person 1: My brother can beat up your brother.
Person 2: My brother's a grad student in comparative literature. My mother could beat up my brother.

Sports Night - Guessed by Mel

19. If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me.
Blades of Glory - Guessed by [personal profile] bloodygoodgirl

20. Person 1: There is something I've got to get off my chest.
Person 2: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

Psych - Guessed by [personal profile] spacemonkeyluvn

21. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Fight Club - Guessed by [personal profile] mutant_wolf2

22. Person 1: Young girl got kidnapped by an evil cult.
Person 2: Yeah, and does this girl have a name?
Person 1: Katie Holmes.

Supernatural - Guessed by [profile] kimberlyfdr

23. Person 1: Wait a minute, nice boys don't kiss like that.
Person 2: Oh yes, they fucking do.

Bridget Jones's Diary - Guessed by [personal profile] larian

24. We're old friends from Navy. Friends from Old Navy. I worked retail, he'd come in, buy slacks.
Dollhouse - Guessed by [personal profile] onecheekyhobbit

25. Person 1: Anyway being a lesbian's not that big a deal
Person 2: Oh no of course not sweetheart no. I mean I've got nothing against it. I was cheering for Martina Navratilova as much as the next person.

Bend It Like Beckham - Guessed by [personal profile] onecheekyhobbit

26. I am making a mental list of those who are snickering, and even as I speak I am preparing appropriate retribution.
The West Wing - Guessed by [profile] morebliss

27. I am a leaf on the wind…watch how I soar.
Serenity - Guessed by [profile] madslasher

28. The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
Anchorman - Guessed by Mel

29. Three men huddled around a computer. There'd better not be porn, and if there is, I want in.
Castle - Guessed by [profile] kimberlyfdr

30. Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.

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