The one with the quote quiz

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Let's play that quote game, where I write some of my favourite quotes, and then you guys have to guess where they're from!

Behind the cut, I've written 30 quotes. Half are from movies and half are from TV shows. (I was going to separate them, but decided it would be more evil fun to put them together!)


1. Person 1: I'll show you both, we'll be like Romeo and Juliet. We will.
Person 2: You do know how that story ended, don't you?
Person 3: If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
Dead Like Me - Guessed by kimberlyfdr


2. Person 1: D'you find me attractive?
Person 2: In what sense?
Person 1: In the sense of... you know, being a woman.
Person 2: Do I think you're an attractive woman?
Due South - Guessed by madslasher and equusentric


3. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.
Hard Core Logo - Guessed by madslasher


4. Person 1: As it is, I may have to forgo reproducing.
Person 2: Yeah, that's funny, I was just thinking that might be wise.
Stargate Atlantis - Guessed by onecheekyhobbit


5. If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no question about it.
Stand By Me - Guessed by madslasher


6. Person 1: Option One: ask her out.
Person 2: Impossible.
Person 1: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
Person 2: She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.
Person 1: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
Person 2: It's a route I've considered.
Person 1: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of...
Person 2: Hygiene.
Love Actually - Guessed by followmyrainbow


7. Person1: Hey, hey- it's me!
Person 2: Prove it.
Person 1: You're a dick.
Person 2: [pauses, considering] Okay.
X-men - Guessed by onecheekyhobbit


8. I'm a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan.
Frasier - Guessed by onecheekyhobbit


9. Person 1: Frooty O's are NOT cat food.
Person 2: She likes them.
Person 1: She does not like them. The bowl is full. And even if she did - EVEN if she loved them, even if she ate them everyday, she would die within a week, because this CRAP has absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever.
Person 2:: Yeah, but they sure taste good.
Person 1: They're not life-sustaining [Person 2]! Technically they're not even food!
Twitch City - Guessed by kimberlyfdr


10. Person 1: Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?
Person 2: Nope. I've got a pretty fine collection of pornography.
Cube - Guessed by kimberlyfdr


11. Person 1: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Person 2: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs!
Gilmore Girls - Guessed by imogen_blue


12. Person 1: Oh, she's a full on Monet.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: You see, it's like the painting see, from far away it's okay, but up close it's a big ol' mess.
Clueless - Guessed by onecheekyhobbit


13. Let's just take this one step at a time. This is a charge of C-4. I can tell, 'cause it says "C-4" everywhere.
Alias - Guessed by sg1padawan


14. Person 1: You know what, we all have our weak spots. Could be anything. Flying. Cats.
Person 2: Hey, it was one cat. It was mean.
Person 3: I was there, it was mean.
Flashpoint - Guessed by madslasher and equusentric


15. I didn't LOSE it. It's not like "Whoops! Where did my job go?" I quit.
American Beauty - Guessed by equusentric and tinkcph


16. Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
Fifth Element - Guessed by lucia_tanaka


17. Ah, there you are. I've hardly seen you this episode.
Boston Legal - Guessed by kimberlyfdr


18. Person 1: My brother can beat up your brother.
Person 2: My brother's a grad student in comparative literature. My mother could beat up my brother.
Sports Night - Guessed by Mel


19. If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me.
Blades of Glory - Guessed by bloodygoodgirl


20. Person 1: There is something I've got to get off my chest.
Person 2: Is it your shirt? Please say no.
Psych - Guessed by spacemonkeyluvn


21. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Fight Club - Guessed by mutant_wolf2


22. Person 1: Young girl got kidnapped by an evil cult.
Person 2: Yeah, and does this girl have a name?
Person 1: Katie Holmes.
Supernatural - Guessed by kimberlyfdr


23. Person 1: Wait a minute, nice boys don't kiss like that.
Person 2: Oh yes, they fucking do.
Bridget Jones's Diary - Guessed by larian


24. We're old friends from Navy. Friends from Old Navy. I worked retail, he'd come in, buy slacks.
Dollhouse - Guessed by onecheekyhobbit


25. Person 1: Anyway being a lesbian's not that big a deal
Person 2: Oh no of course not sweetheart no. I mean I've got nothing against it. I was cheering for Martina Navratilova as much as the next person.
Bend It Like Beckham - Guessed by onecheekyhobbit


26. I am making a mental list of those who are snickering, and even as I speak I am preparing appropriate retribution.
The West Wing - Guessed by morebliss


27. I am a leaf on the wind…watch how I soar.
Serenity - Guessed by madslasher


28. The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
Anchorman - Guessed by Mel


29. Three men huddled around a computer. There'd better not be porn, and if there is, I want in.
Castle - Guessed by kimberlyfdr


30. Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.