Fun Facts about Katie

[kaaatie]

- For every person Mother Nature kills, Katie kills five.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Katie allows to live.
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Katie hears it. Katie can hear everything. Katie can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
- Katie can speak braille.
- 182,000 Americans die from Katie-related accidents every year.
- Katie played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Katie can divide by zero.
- If you spell Katie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Katie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Katie.
- Katie knows the last digit of pi.

From here (nicked from padfootie)

Comments

[luxuria-oceanus.livejournal.com]

LOL!

How much do I love you right this second? A WHOLE LOT! I actually thought you were serious until I got to the 'speak braile' part, then I was like, "Wait, WHAT?"

LOL Oh, these are mucho funny! My favorite has to be the google one. It's hilarious. I just had to laugh out loud. Thanks for this honey, I'll be doing it myself shortly! :)

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

You mean that you don't believe that I can speak braile!?!? :)

I loved that link so much too!! :)