Fun Facts about Katie

[kaaatie]

- For every person Mother Nature kills, Katie kills five.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Katie allows to live.
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Katie hears it. Katie can hear everything. Katie can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
- Katie can speak braille.
- 182,000 Americans die from Katie-related accidents every year.
- Katie played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Katie can divide by zero.
- If you spell Katie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Katie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Katie.
- Katie knows the last digit of pi.

From here (nicked from padfootie)

Comments

[colonel-taisa.livejournal.com]

This is endlessly amusing!

Apparently I built Rome in a day XD

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's hilarious!!

Good job with Rome! That must have been a busy day!! :)

[nicole9514.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!!! i might have to do this lol

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

You really should! It comes up with some hilarious stuff!! :)

[berlinghoff79.livejournal.com]

I love "Katie can speak braille."

I can drown fish, btw.

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I love that one too!

Congrats on being able to drown fish! That's a pretty impressive talent!! :)

[luxuria-oceanus.livejournal.com]

LOL!

How much do I love you right this second? A WHOLE LOT! I actually thought you were serious until I got to the 'speak braile' part, then I was like, "Wait, WHAT?"

LOL Oh, these are mucho funny! My favorite has to be the google one. It's hilarious. I just had to laugh out loud. Thanks for this honey, I'll be doing it myself shortly! :)

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

You mean that you don't believe that I can speak braile!?!? :)

I loved that link so much too!! :)

[medie]

hehe! Awesome. Alas it never works for me when I try it. I get blank facts. I am just not interesting *G*

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

That sucks that it didn't work for you. I did it for you, and it came up with some funny ones:

- It's widely believed that Jesus was Medie's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Medie's skin.

- Medie can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

- Medie once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.

- Q: How many Medie's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Medie prefers to kill in the dark.


That thing is gold!! :)

[pkgem-fanart.livejournal.com]

So, Dr Katie McKay, what is the last digit of pi? Gah, I asked you a question, now I must run in fear...

Lol. This seems like a very amusing meme except I cannot make it work for me. I enter my name and my sex and... nothing happens...
so, the only fact you need know about me is:

Gem is hated by the internet. It thwarts her fun for kicks and giggles. Gem is no longer allowed to type on the internet... WTF!!? *crash! poof! aaaaaaargh*

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

The last digit for pi is a 3! :)

That sucks that it didn't work for you. I did it for your name, and the results are pretty hilarious!! Here are a few:

- Gemma doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

- Gemma can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

- When Gemma spits out watermelon seeds, she puts a machine gun to shame

- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Gemma played in second grade.

- TNT was originally developed by Gemma to cure indigestion.

[pkgem-fanart.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do suffer from really bad indegestion as times, lmao! Thanks for doing the meme for me - my answers are rather amusing, lol! :D

[terribilita.livejournal.com]

AHAHHA! Chuck Norris FTW, natch. *points to icon*

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

HA!! That icon is HILARIOUS!! I love it! :)