Fun Facts about Katie
Nov. 15th, 2007 07:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
- For every person Mother Nature kills, Katie kills five.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Katie allows to live.
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Katie hears it. Katie can hear everything. Katie can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
- Katie can speak braille.
- 182,000 Americans die from Katie-related accidents every year.
- Katie played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Katie can divide by zero.
- If you spell Katie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Katie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Katie.
- Katie knows the last digit of pi.
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- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Katie allows to live.
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Katie hears it. Katie can hear everything. Katie can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
- Katie can speak braille.
- 182,000 Americans die from Katie-related accidents every year.
- Katie played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Katie can divide by zero.
- If you spell Katie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Katie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Katie.
- Katie knows the last digit of pi.
From here (nicked from
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Date: 2007-11-15 09:52 am (UTC)Apparently I built Rome in a day XD
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Date: 2007-11-15 12:07 pm (UTC)Good job with Rome! That must have been a busy day!! :)
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Date: 2007-11-15 12:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-15 12:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-15 02:11 pm (UTC)I can drown fish, btw.
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Date: 2007-12-30 07:26 am (UTC)Congrats on being able to drown fish! That's a pretty impressive talent!! :)
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Date: 2007-11-15 04:58 pm (UTC)How much do I love you right this second? A WHOLE LOT! I actually thought you were serious until I got to the 'speak braile' part, then I was like, "Wait, WHAT?"
LOL Oh, these are mucho funny! My favorite has to be the google one. It's hilarious. I just had to laugh out loud. Thanks for this honey, I'll be doing it myself shortly! :)
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Date: 2007-12-30 07:27 am (UTC)I loved that link so much too!! :)
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Date: 2007-11-15 06:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-30 07:29 am (UTC)- It's widely believed that Jesus was Medie's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Medie's skin.
- Medie can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Medie once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
- Q: How many Medie's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Medie prefers to kill in the dark.
That thing is gold!! :)
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Date: 2007-11-15 09:59 pm (UTC)Lol. This seems like a very amusing meme except I cannot make it work for me. I enter my name and my sex and... nothing happens...
so, the only fact you need know about me is:
Gem is hated by the internet. It thwarts her fun for kicks and giggles. Gem is no longer allowed to type on the internet... WTF!!? *crash! poof! aaaaaaargh*
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Date: 2007-12-30 07:33 am (UTC)That sucks that it didn't work for you. I did it for your name, and the results are pretty hilarious!! Here are a few:
- Gemma doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
- Gemma can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
- When Gemma spits out watermelon seeds, she puts a machine gun to shame
- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Gemma played in second grade.
- TNT was originally developed by Gemma to cure indigestion.
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Date: 2007-12-30 06:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-11-15 11:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-30 07:33 am (UTC)