Fun Facts about Katie

[kaaatie]

- For every person Mother Nature kills, Katie kills five.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Katie allows to live.
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Katie hears it. Katie can hear everything. Katie can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
- Katie can speak braille.
- 182,000 Americans die from Katie-related accidents every year.
- Katie played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Katie can divide by zero.
- If you spell Katie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Katie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Katie.
- Katie knows the last digit of pi.

From here (nicked from padfootie)

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[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

That sucks that it didn't work for you. I did it for you, and it came up with some funny ones:

- It's widely believed that Jesus was Medie's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Medie's skin.

- Medie can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

- Medie once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.

- Q: How many Medie's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Medie prefers to kill in the dark.


That thing is gold!! :)