Fun Facts about Katie
Nov. 15th, 2007 07:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
- For every person Mother Nature kills, Katie kills five.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Katie allows to live.
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Katie hears it. Katie can hear everything. Katie can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
- Katie can speak braille.
- 182,000 Americans die from Katie-related accidents every year.
- Katie played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Katie can divide by zero.
- If you spell Katie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Katie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Katie.
- Katie knows the last digit of pi.
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- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Katie allows to live.
- If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Katie hears it. Katie can hear everything. Katie can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
- Katie can speak braille.
- 182,000 Americans die from Katie-related accidents every year.
- Katie played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Katie can divide by zero.
- If you spell Katie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Katie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Katie.
- Katie knows the last digit of pi.
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Date: 2007-12-30 06:46 pm (UTC)